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Larger cone size announced, to be deployed to be on high speed routes used by PC Mark Milton

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Speed limit sign radio interview. TV Snap Unhappy
“It has never been the rule in this country – I hope it never will be - that suspected criminal offences must automatically be the subject of prosecution” He added that there should be a prosecution: “wherever it appears that the offence or the circumstances of its commission is or are of such a character that a prosecution in respect thereof is required in the public interest”
This approach has been endorsed by Attorney General ever since 1951. CPS Code

New handy tents for pavements deployed ....

The new People Zapper conned no one.

BT we can still have a good laugh at your jokes though !

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Yep, keep em coneing Tone....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Trial of roundabouts on pavements to make pavement users flow better, what with all the people, bikes, disabled electric vehicles and prams ... trouble is people keep stopping and trying to place things on the top !

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Shelley saw the "Made in Germany" sticker, and immediately nicknamed her new best friend "Conan the Bavarian".

I'd like to see the student who could pinch that and hide it in his room!

Highways Authority reveal answer to drivers who knock down cones in road works!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

When I said I wanted silly cone enlargement...

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

I think it is his / her room !

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Student eyes up cone for madonna fancey dress ball

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Speed limit sign radio interview. TV Snap Unhappy
“It has never been the rule in this country – I hope it never will be - that suspected criminal offences must automatically be the subject of prosecution” He added that there should be a prosecution: “wherever it appears that the offence or the circumstances of its commission is or are of such a character that a prosecution in respect thereof is required in the public interest”
This approach has been endorsed by Attorney General ever since 1951. CPS Code

“I bet someone uses this for a caption competition some day”.

“You should see the size of the truck they use to lay them on the M5”

Girl clicking her heels together says “There’s no place like cone, there’s no place like cone…” (How did you miss that one Grabs? )

FCUK launches new outfit for pedestrians in a ‘Be seen and be safe' campaign.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Strangely, I only have experience of the former - but I bow to your superior knowledge!!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

The folks at Shimla Pinks were not amused when a collection box for the Retired and Distressed Highway Engineers was left outside their restaurant!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Little did they know that there was a second sister to the volcano Eyjafjallajökull lurking underneath the cone....

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Speed limit sign radio interview. TV Snap Unhappy
“It has never been the rule in this country – I hope it never will be - that suspected criminal offences must automatically be the subject of prosecution” He added that there should be a prosecution: “wherever it appears that the offence or the circumstances of its commission is or are of such a character that a prosecution in respect thereof is required in the public interest”
This approach has been endorsed by Attorney General ever since 1951. CPS Code

Five illegal immigrants had discovered a novel way to smuggle themselves into the country - and so far, nobody had noticed the only flaw in their plan... until nearly blind Bridget thought she had found a disposal point for her scooped dog poop!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

And Dorothy sings....." We've cone to see the wizard, the wonderfulful wizard of Oz"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Mini owner finally finds car hiding from a passing Traffic Warden.

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Shouldn't design cones in metric if you're going to outsource manufacturing to NASA.

Birmingham SCP introduces new covert speed cameras to Birmingham's streets.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Cone prepares to head butt girl for stepping on his foot.

In a press release Mr Cone said “I’m sick and tired of it here in Birmingham, I’m going back to... wait for it wait for it.....

Coney Island”

I'm sure we must be coming to the end and barrel-scraping soon, so another week perhaps...? Maybe there's a last minute gem to be had

It's going to be hard to pick but I will honestly choose based simply on which made me laff the most. I love them all and there was more substance there than I anticipated.

Quick reminder now we're on page 2:

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"Girl takes cover by large cone as building starts to topple"

(I know it's the wide angle lens but that's how it looks to me )

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

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