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Hate noisy pubs or groan when you bend down? The 30 telltale signs that you're really getting old

Well, I've certainly not got on to Number 12 yet

But on the other hand I certainly own up to Number 14

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"Show me someone who says that they have never exceeded a speed limit, and I'll show you a liar, or a menace." (Austin Williams - Director, Transport Research Group)

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Haha, these are brilliant. I especially like the statistics that people between 21 and 29 first start noticing the signs. You know when you wake up one morning after a drinking eve and feel really really bad and you think to yourself 'I'm getting old' When I was staying in Rome quite some time ago, that was my first clue, anyway

And then I went onto going to bed earlier than my housemates of 4-5 years younger or being more annoyed by noise in the house or getting more tired at work than the younger ones. And I'm only 25!

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"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
Henny Youngman

They missed one -"when you have more boxes ticked than unticked"

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

And another - when you have to double-count the boxes to be sure

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Only when ideology, prejudice and dogma are set aside does the truth emerge - Kepler

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

I'm starting to get annoyed with my lodger who pees in my toilet water instead of initially finding your aim and then swiftly locating the quiet side of the bowel. It's made all the worse because he p1$$e$ like a race horse. I swear the guy's got a three gallon bladder!

He leaves lights on everywhere too, in rooms that aren't used. In the morning they're all on! Oh, and he's a door-banger too After the millionth time of closing the door like a shotgun just went off I dropped a hint with "do come in Phil".

He's leaving at the end of this month...

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

ROFL

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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
When I see a youth in a motor car I do d.c.brown

Do you really think that you are cut out to have a lodger, Tone?.....lol

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

I actually did notice my error afterwards this time but left it in. I was hurried and in the throws of other things.

Two more weeks grabs. I didn't mean to paint a bad picture of him, he's been kind and generous; and I have reciprocated.

I was hoping he would be here much longer but he's bought a new build flat which is going to be ready soon. He's hardly ever here too because he's rehearsing for a play. We're like ships passing in the night. I just wish I couldn't hear the crashing of the waves so much.

I've been helping him by playing the part of Gwendolyn and everyone else apart from his character. How people remember so many lines is beyond me! Our brains are obviously wired differently. (Please resist guys )

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Ear plugs are a life saver for me...i actually think they improve my life 10-12%!

Is being thankfull that you can return the grand kids onthat list ?

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on