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Took me a while to find something, I wanted to use a photo I had taken rather than found on the net.

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

" Ahhemm......your flys are undone!"....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Bloke on right of picture..."Yes I'll come for a ride with you but I'll bring this carrier bag , If you don't mind!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Representatives of the local SCP displaying their usual view of motorists.

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Malcolm W.
The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not represent the views of Safespeed.

Last remaining fans of a-ha ( who wish to remain anonymous) ,holding a get together .
Or is it a new production by Griff Rees Jones , entitled "Three men in a car "

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

"Well we've finished making it, so you take the welding goggles off now... but should there's a carrier bag full of bits left over..!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

'i think we'll need a bigger tent'

Man 1 - Told you we should have brought a tent, how are we all meant to sleep in there
Man 2 - I did it's got canvas hasn't it ? Anyway at least we can drive away if the neighbours get rowdy!
Man 3 - Hey don't worry I can squeeze into this bag and my hat will keep my head dry!


Man 3 - I was sure I'd put the keys in the bag ... but there's a hole in it ! Got any straw to fix it anyone?
Man 2 - Not but I'll turn you into straw if you've lost my keys!

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

“I’m using my million lumens flash attachment for outside use guys. Cheeeese....”

“We are not a number, we are free men!

“Wow! That’s the coolest Transformer I’ve ever seen. Can you turn it back into a tent now?”

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Like where you are going Big Tone.

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

Why thanks Toltec. BTW, you have some unusual friends


“Should have gone to Specsavers”

“Look what we’ve just finished welding”.

From the Bible.. “You must first remove the log in your eye before you can see the silly shades on our eyes”

At the man on left.. “Sydney, I know you're bursting but that is not the place to relieve yourself”

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Chap 3 - Hey, Now we've got our shades, I got this shade for the car ! What do you think, look really cool right ?

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Or ,from man on left - "Knew that race day tank would come in useful one day, that's why I left it in " .

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Chap 1 - (on left) - it's OK I have the ground sheet!
Chap 3 - and I've got the black out blinds for the windows ?
Chap 2 - thinks : If you two think I'm sleeping in there you have gotta be kidding ! I'm off the to the pub then that nice Hotel I saw a mile back up the road !

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

"Tone, can you ask your ex wife to stop bending over please"

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

After a particularly long night out.... "I'll be glad when it gets light, and we will be able to find our tent!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

The Caterham Car Club were holding auditions for the lead part in their forthcoming amateur stage production of The Fly.

The top gar trio had been told they would be spending the night under canvas, not until the blinfolds are removed will they find out how little canvas!

I'ts all right lads I've got an awning and a camp bed in this poly bag.

Look, if we are going to the fancy dress party as the 3 wise monkeys, we can't all go as the same one!

Hey guys, I bought these real genuine guaranteed owned and worn by Roy Orbison sun glasses on Ebay ..... oh!

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Ummm chaps ... you know how I put the packed lunches in one poly bag to bring with us, and the bondage gear in another poly bag to leave at home? Well .........

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Unbelievably close to what actually happened.

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

While I liked the fuel tank gags and Ernest's long night out, but for shear persistence and a lol when I read it the prize goes to -

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May