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Awww shucks. OK, will BRB with another one.

Ill keep the same thread running as well if thats OK with the MODS.


I don't mind one way or the other. Feel free.

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Try this one.

As most ideas arrive in the first couple of days, I'll judge it Sunday.

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Hurry up and fix it dear, I don't want to have to carry you when we go dancing later.

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HOW many horse power did you say it was? I cant see ANY!

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That's one way to add some horsepower.....
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Get a neighbour to help with the tricky bits.
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Nutting the cylinder head is not going to achieve ANYTHING! It didn't do that guy's wing much good, and your head's going to hurt!

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Sorry the first one I missed, but what about 'Has the Euro NCAP pedestrian test become too realistic?'

Second One: 'Billy Bob didn't quite get the right idea on engine tuning to improve horsepower'

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you put the block there, if you want to feel real horsepower come round to my side of the engine and bend over

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Still trying to find clean idea about horse and injection system :roll:
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Rigpig wrote:
As most ideas arrive in the first couple of days, I'll judge it Sunday.

You meant Sunday 18th of course ;)
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smeggy wrote:
Rigpig wrote:
As most ideas arrive in the first couple of days, I'll judge it Sunday.

You meant Sunday 18th of course ;)

Wasn't that YESTERDAY? :roll:

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Aww, nuts, I forgot! :oops:

Paul, its over to you

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Thanks RP.

Here's one on a 'Safe Speed' theme:

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Policeman shows how much of a pain in the ass speed cameras are!
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Despite conceding to public demand to "Shove their Speed Cameras up their arse", the police resolve remains undeterred.

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The original intended caption was:

when we said replace cameras with traffic cops this isn't quite what we meant...

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...then Judge Wilpole ordered me to "take the stand" and drove off down the pavement...

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Drastic measures taken when Truvelos fail to detect the new lighter than air cars.

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"They were right! Speed cameras are a blunt instrument."

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