basingwerk wrote:
NO! The only things that are absolutely guaranteed are death and taxes.
Yeah, but as the wise man said, at least death only happens once.

basingwerk wrote:
The other thing is this. At what point in history did full blooded Englishmen, (descendants of great men like Cromwell, Churchill, Henry VIII and Stanley Matthews), become blubbering babies whining about a measly fine and 3 points?
At what point in history did full blooded Englishmen, (descendants of great men like Cromwell, Churchill, Henry VIII and Stanley Matthews), become blubbering babies whining about people going a couple of mph over the speed limit, and attempt to deal with it by lowering many limits to criminalise more people.
basingwerk wrote:
And one more thing ? I have devised a speedo that is absolutely accurate. It?s a bit high-tech to explain here, but the idea is based on Hubble observations about the expanding universe! This gadget (along with other modest advances) could give you an absolute guarantee!
While it might guarantee an accurate indication of speed and therefore be great for determining if I am over or under the limit, it would be of absolutely no use in finding out whether that speed is safe for the circumstances or whether the limit has been set by a politically motivated bunch of tree-hugging pedal-pushing car-haters.
basingwerk wrote:
I managed to worm out an admission that some of you think that obeying speed limits uses up too much attention, causes inconvenience to others, makes you drive badly, and makes you sleepy.
:roll: Try again. Hint: remove "uses up" and both "makes" and insert "may use" and "could make" instead. It's no more an absolute than, say, the safe speed on the road outside my house.
