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"We have a few ideas on who stole the tarmac and replaced it with porridge - but nothing concrete yet!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

A few silly one's ....
- Squad Car 0 - Concrete Jungle 1 - send reinforcements !
- "When I said ... retrace their steps, I didn't mean literally !"
- "I said get a remold set, not mold the set !"
- "Quick Street not quick set"
- The stolen unit was found 'gone to ground' .... the case is now closed, signed, sealed, delivered ..."
- "Rod, did you say "Send reinforcements" or
- News : Finally, an unlucky traffic officer on an intensive driving course, found themselves the butt of a few jokes, when they mistook the off ramp ... and their car screeded to a stop ...."
[groan to all of them really ...sorry !]

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But, honest, I'm positive I saw a submarine go under at this point...

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Lt of traffic to driver - "If I had my way , you'd get porridge for the damage to that car " .

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

[Bit of a curious possible next image candidate - here ! here - obvious to work out what happened though ! ]

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

So that's what happens when you hit a speed bump at 30MPH....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

“I told you the softly-softly approach wouldn’t work!”

“Jeeze Mac, how heavy are you?”.

“That volcanic ash is getting ridiculous”.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Sorry about the delay - they were so good it took me that long to decide the winner
Actually, I was waiting for graball to post something really funny
(...yes I did forget about it)

Anyway, without further ado...


Winner :
"Christ, they said that these tyres were "grippy" and ""I don't think that this is the hard shoulder" - Graball

2nd : "I know you were told in training to get concrete evidence but..." - Malcolm W

3rd : "That volcanic ash is getting ridiculous" - Big Tone

Well done folks, all very good

Over to you grabby

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Views expressed are personal opinions and are not necessarily shared by the Safe Speed campaign

Come on Grabs! It'll soon be Christmas mate

Okay, I’ll be the fill-in act - as bronze medallist...

I was down the doctors the other day for a full well-man health inspection and the doctor says to me "I can see a lettuce leaf sticking out of your back passage Mr Big Tone"

So I says to him "Ah, that's only the tip of the iceberg".

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Next Caption Competition Here (sorry for the delay Graball).

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