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Mr Brunstrom, 53, who has also come in for criticism for repeatedly calling for the legalisation of Class A drugs, including heroin, said he plans to buy a boat and go sailing.
Hopefully he'll go sailing on Windermere and fall foul of the speed limit there.
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'And as I cycled past in the rain, thinking I wasn't enjoying my life much, I saw there was a police officer in the car. He was lying flat in the driver's seat with his hat over his eyes, clearly fast asleep, and I thought, 'I could do that job'.'
Clearly a man of high morals and ambitions for his age

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He was the first chief constable in the country to have his own internet blog and last September, as a demonstration of support for taser guns, agreed to be shot with one by a fellow officer. Footage of the incident was posted on the force website.
They should've charged for it. I'm sure plenty of people would pay to see Brunstrom shot with a taser.
Goodbye, you wont be missed. Hopefully now he's announced he's going people will start ignoring him like happened to Blair. I just hope his successor is a bit more sane.