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To politicians, we're little more than meaningless blobs on a monitor. Bring on the summer of rage
We're the ants in their garden. The bacteria in their stools.
Politicians have nothing but contempt for us
Charlie Brooker
The Guardian, Monday 2 March 2009
Any abusive relationship tends to end with a long, slow phase of mounting disappointment followed by a sudden, irreversible snapping point. The descent to rock bottom may take years but when you get there, the force of impact still shocks, and it's precisely this shock that gives you the strength to walk away. Take smoking, for instance. You can light up for years, hating yourself and the habit a little bit more with each accumulated puff, yet remain hopelessly locked in nicotine's pointless embrace, until one day you find yourself scrabbling through the kitchen bin, picking potato peelings off a dog end because it's 11pm and the shops are closed and GOD YOU NEED A FAG . . . when you catch sight of your sorry junkie-arsed reflection in the shiny bin lid and undergo an epiphany of self-disgust, vowing to quit there and then.
I bring this up because I suspect that across the country, people are undergoing similar epiphanies every day. Not about cigarettes, but politicians. My personal snapping point was reached last week, at the precise moment Jack Straw announced the government was vetoing the Information Tribunal's order for the release of cabinet minutes relating to that whole invasion-of-Iraq thing. Come on, you remember Iraq: that little foreign policy blip millions of us protested against to absolutely zero avail, because Straw and his pals figured they knew best, even though it turned out they didn't and - oops! - hundreds of thousands of lives were lost as a result. Remember the footage of that screaming little boy with his limbs blown off? Maybe not. Maybe you felt a shiver of guilt when you saw that; guilt that you hadn't personally done enough to prevent it; should've shouted louder, marched further. Or maybe it stunned you into numbness. Because what was the point in protesting any more? These people do what they want.
They do what they want, these people, and you and I are cut out of the conversation. I'm sure they're dimly aware we still exist. They must spot us occasionally, through the window, jumping up and down in the cold with our funny placards . . . although come to think of it, they can't even see us through the window, since they banned peaceful protest within a mile of Parliament.
Instead they pick us up on a monitor, courtesy of one of the 15bn CCTV cameras that scrutinise our every move in the name of security. On the screen you're nothing but a tiny monochrome blob; two-dimensional and faceless. And that's just how they like it.
Straw and co blocked the release of the minutes, claiming that to actually let us know what was going on would set a dangerous precedent that would harm good government. Ministers wouldn't speak frankly at cabinet meetings if they felt their discussions would be subjected to the sort of scrutiny that, say, our every waking move is. In other words, they'd be more worried about the press coverage they'd get than the strength of their arguments.
Well, boo hoo. Surely craven pussies like that shouldn't be governing anyway?
Having pissed in the public's face, Straw went on to shake the final drips down its nose, writing a defence of the government's civil liberties record in this paper in which he claimed "talk of Britain sliding into a police state is daft scaremongering, but even were it true there is a mechanism to prevent it - democratic elections . . .
People have the power to vote out administrations which they believe are heavy-handed." Thanks, Jacksy - can I call you Jacksy? - but who the hell are we supposed to vote in? Despite a bit of grumbling, the Tories supported the veto. Because they wouldn't want cabinet minutes published either.
It's all over. The politicians have finally shut us out of their game for good and we have nowhere left to turn. We're not part of their world any more. We don't even speak the same language. We're the ants in their garden. The bacteria in their stools. They have nothing but contempt for us. They snivel and lie and duck questions on torture - on torture, for Christ's sake - while demanding we respect their authority. They monitor our every belch and fart, and insist it's all for our own good.
Straw wrote, "If people were angels there would be no need for government . . . But sadly people are not all angels." That rather makes it sound as though he believes politicians aren't mere people. Maybe they're the gods of Olympus. Maybe that's why they're in charge.
Thing is, they could get away with this bullshit while times were good, while people were comfortable enough to ignore what was happening; when people were focusing on plasma TVs and iPods and celebrity gossip instead of what the politicians were doing - not because they're stupid, but because they know a closed shop when they see one. But now it looks as if those times are at an end, and more and more of us are pulling the dreampipes from the back of our skulls, undergoing a negative epiphany; blinking into the cold light of day.
Consequently the police are preparing for a "summer of rage". To the powers that be, that probably just means more tiny monochrome blobs jumping up and down on the long-distance monitor for their amusement. Should it turn out to be more visceral than that, they'll have no one to blame but themselves.
This week Charlie managed to convince himself he was coming down with the winter vomiting bug three times despite a total lack of symptoms: "Apparently, it comes on so fast the first sign you've got it is the sight of puke shooting unexpectedly from your own mouth, followed almost immediately by an involuntary trouser-soiling evacuation of the bowels."
I’m all for the summer protests but the UK has to be careful of playing into Browns hands with marshal law. Also take care that he doesn’t throw in a few of his own people just to start trouble off giving him the exuse.
Edited to add: I thought this was a good comment....
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wow Charlie, if I am not mistaken, you are paraphrasing Chomsky here. In his view, as is so often in history, the enemies of our political class, are not Bin Laden, the Russians, or other decoys whether x y or z, but their own citizens.
Yep, thats you and me, all of us. The name of the game is to distract us from what they are really doing, and an endless supply of some supposed threat or other.
The reason that the millions who demonstrated against the pending Iraq war, made no dent at all in the plans, is that the UK's decisions are made on its behalf, in Washington and Tel Aviv, not London.
Britain has been a vassal state for some time. It makes no difference which mainstream party you vote for, because they are effectively one.
it is premature to talk of cures, till the public can agree on the what the disease is, and why it seems to pervade so deeply through officialdom. Unfocused street rage will just play into the hands of the wrong people.
In the meantime, what is worth demonstrating over, is to challenge each attempt to curb our liberties as they arise, lest the ratchet just tighten around us. Most important of all, is to preserve the confidence for everybody to peacefully demonstrate, without fear of criminalisation or police brutality. This is where the key battle-line will be drawn, and where the struggle for an open and free society will grow, or fail.
If that battle over the confidence to protest is lost, then we will all be the losers. The government will seem to benefit at first, but the public will quietly simmer and the rage will grow. In the end, the government and newspaper editors will suddenly learn what a summer of rage really means, and might end up hanging from lamp-posts. But we will just end up again with yet another fascist or treasonous government.
So making the government fall is pointless, there is no 'saviour' waiting to step in. Britain's problems go beyond the government, the problems are systemic.
In all political parties and official bodies though, are a few rebels, likely patriots, who need to be empowered through public support. The change must come from within.
looks like we'll need more than 2 million demonstrators next time though, that number fell a bit short of requirements last time. Is the British public up to the job?
It is encouraging to see so many people getting angry about politics. But nothing will come of it while they still trust so blindly in the version of news fed to them through the mainstream media, whether telly or the press. So, if I were in the government, i would feel as secure and smug today as always, because the mass public are as reliably naive as ever, on that score.
And most important of all, if circumstances make the possibility of real change near, beware the selfsame mainstream media, who will be quick to declare and appoint the new heroes, who would likely be the old gang in new colours.
In summary, it is more important to fight for general issues and freedoms that will constrain whoever is in power, than for regime change. Has any society ever been truly free?