I can get away with ...
the Sat Nav gets lost just like a woman!
For the speed cam warning .. he might quip.. "but some of you will brake like little goilz"!"

Or even .. perhaps .. " the driver's the one the SCPS love to blame.. HURRRY-CAY-N-Nnnnn- E!"

withy a few notes of the mouth organ as early warning
Or perhaps when cruising.. "just like a rollin' stone... " with "one more cup of coffee for the road" .. und so on
It hard to know where to start. Let just say that "Desire" was first "grown up record" I bought with my own "saved up pocket money" as young girl aged about ...11 ish .. to play on the stereo system which my Papa bought me for birthday that year. As such it stick in my memory .. as an "all time favourite"