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I've decided that this forum has had too many series topics - so let's lighten the mood ..............
Whose arm got stuck in the lavatory

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Yes; we haven't had a light-hearted one for a while Botach

Ready for battle again Graball?

I thought he looked a bit flushed myself
That joke certainly went down the pan
What a looser
He tried to rescue a bird he saw fly down there; it must have been a stool pigeon
I think he’s taking the p**s
Urine trouble there mate
You should have tried putting soap down there. Hey, don’t poo-poo my idea.
That last turd looked like Madonna; I must get it back!



And no more cone references!!!

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Lol, Tone, what a flurry of funnies....I'm beat for the moment but I'll have a think about it before I take the "plunge" but in the meantime, I'm really "flushed" cos "U Bend" me over with laughter. I could always ask my "cistern" when she comes round, there's certainly no "arm in it" although she always comes over as very dead "pan" and only I can "handle" her humour.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Someone said if I put my ear to this big shell, I could hear the sea....I can certainly smell it.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

I thought you were engaged with a different thread there for a minute.

It’s free to surf; you wouldn't even spend a penny.

Are you yanking my chain?

Sorry, I didn’t mean to kick up a stink.

Must dash for now; but back later - wee….

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

I suppose that bloke found out the hard way...If you start poo stirring you could get dragged in to it big time...

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

That's this thread sunk to a new level then !
I'd phone for help but ....

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That idea's gone down the pan --NO?

Perhaps it was one of MI6'S agents trying to contact our submariner friend . ( [Edited - Admin]

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

yes but the guy in the news item, did say that he didn't want to get dragged into it.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.