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Sorry, but I couldn't resist this one being passed around and you know what the NHS SOH is like...

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists could see right through it.

The surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The anaesthetists thought it was a gas, and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in London.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

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The world runs on oil, period. No other substance can compete when it comes to energy density, flexibility, ease of handling, ease of transportation. If oil didn’t exist we would have to invent it.”

56 years after it was decided it was needed, the Bedford Bypass is nearing completion. The last single carriageway length of it.We have the most photogenic mayor though, always being photographed doing nothing

You win Jom

It was just a bit of a laff being passed around at work but I thought I'd share it anyway.

Glad I did after your winner

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

I thought your joke was better than my irony !
I'm quite astounded by the overt "corruption" displayed in government now.
From the above chart to the "presence" of the four largest global accountancy companies in almost all aspects of government.

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The world runs on oil, period. No other substance can compete when it comes to energy density, flexibility, ease of handling, ease of transportation. If oil didn’t exist we would have to invent it.”

56 years after it was decided it was needed, the Bedford Bypass is nearing completion. The last single carriageway length of it.We have the most photogenic mayor though, always being photographed doing nothing