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Oscar
 Post subject: Robotic joke....
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 15:56 
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Just heard this cracking joke on the local radio. Apologies to those who've heard it before!

Dj Talking:-

I went into our new local last night and they have this marvellous robot barman! After serving me my drink, he asked what my I.Q was. I said it was 150, so he starts chatting about global warming, Iraq and other worldly subjects.

I thought he was brilliant, so I went out and came back in. This time when he asked my I.Q. I said it was 100! He then launched into a conversation about football, darts and suchlike. I decided to try him out again, went out and back in. This time I said my I.Q. was 'Duh...50'



He then asked me very slowly, 'Are - you - going - to - vote - for - Blair - again - then?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC





There are 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary
and those who don’t.




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oh smeggy.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

very bad indeeed
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Q. What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
A. A parroty error! :lol:

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There has just been a VICKS tanker crash & spill the contents on the M8, police are optimistic that the congestion will clear quickly.
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smeggy wrote:
Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC


Oh no no no.... that is just so wrong. :mrgreen:

:lol:
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Zamzara wrote:
smeggy wrote:
Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC


Oh no no no.... that is just so wrong. :mrgreen:

:lol:


Took me a minute to get that one. Made me feel all 'geeky'..... :D
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hobbes wrote:
Zamzara wrote:
smeggy wrote:
Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC


Oh no no no.... that is just so wrong. :mrgreen:

:lol:


Took me a minute to get that one. Made me feel all 'geeky'..... :D

I got it straight away - now I feel really geeky! :roll:

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JT wrote:
hobbes wrote:
Zamzara wrote:
smeggy wrote:
Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC


Oh no no no.... that is just so wrong. :mrgreen:

:lol:


Took me a minute to get that one. Made me feel all 'geeky'..... :D

I got it straight away - now I feel really geeky! :roll:


:? :( I don't get it. Does that make me stupid?
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Don't know if I should be happy not getting it :twisted: :D

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It's quite BASEic...
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Roger wrote:
It's quite BASEic...


/Pedant mode on

Only a by product of Tony Blair's education would spell Basic with an E :wink:

/Pedant mode off

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Gixxer wrote:
Roger wrote:
It's quite BASEic...


/Pedant mode on

Only a by product of Tony Blair's education would spell Basic with an E :wink:

/Pedant mode off

I should have resorted to a little French then.... En base... :lol:
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Mandat wrote:
JT wrote:
hobbes wrote:
Zamzara wrote:
smeggy wrote:
Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC


Oh no no no.... that is just so wrong. :mrgreen:

:lol:


Took me a minute to get that one. Made me feel all 'geeky'..... :D

I got it straight away - now I feel really geeky! :roll:


:? :( I don't get it. Does that make me stupid?

No, in fact I think that makes you quite normal. You have to be a little bit special to understand jokes like that Image

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smeggy wrote:
No, in fact I think that makes you quite normal. You have to be a little bit special to understand jokes like that Image

oi!
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smeggy wrote:
Robots always get the dates for Christmas and Halloween confused.
They keep stating that 31OCT is the same as 25DEC

There are 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary
and those who don’t.

:D

If you dont understand it, you can at least go HEREand enter the values given, and compare the answers - who knows it might just prompt you to go to evening classes - but then again, I think not!!! 8-)

By the way, where did the GEEKY smiley come from? :lol:

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I borrowed the nerd smiley is from Pistonheads...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/icons/nerd.gif

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I thought I was a geek teaching chemistry.
Thank god there are people more geeky than me :D
geeks :twisted:

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Just my 2c worth:

What's big and grey, and swims in the ocean forever?

Mobius Dick.
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