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There was fresh irritation this week as Richard Brunstrom, Chief Constable of North Wales opened his mouth. The plainly deranged policeman recently attracted flak after calling for yet more speed cameras despite recent figures which show that, with record numbers of cameras already in operation, the road death casualty rate has actually risen. Now the unhinged cop boss has gone further with a claim that murderers actually save lives. Sources say that Brunstrom has reached this unusual conclusion based on his decision to completely ignore any evidence which suggests that most murderers actually kill people. However, this could be only the start of a range of mental pronouncements which, so police spies say, will include a new book provisionally called "Cooking With Delicious Poison" and a keynote speech to the Association of Chief Police Officers entitled "Black Is White - I'm Right Because I've Decided I Am". Sources close to Brunstrom later denied that the Chief Constable was a pig headed twat.