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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 23:25 
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Oh boy! :banghead: guys/gals and lurks! This story .. words fail me.

Today's Manchester -p 2nd edition headlined the case of the cyclist in "M56 Madness"

A 36 year old cyclist was stopped by GMP's finest in the early hours of 7 Nov. He'd been on a "night out with his mates"

He took :yikes: a wr-wrong t-turning and ended up on the M56 m-m- motorway :shock: :shock:

He pleaded guilty to "being in charge of a bicycle whilst drunk"

He was seen riding "all over all three lanes of the M56 motorway at almost 2 am on Nov 7.. "\ :shock:

The court heard that the accused (in hi-viz yellows" did not have any control of his bicycle. When stopped - he was

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unsteady on his feet and slurring his words.


He asked GMP's finest for a lift home. They gave him a lift to their cells instead :lol:

The cyclist claimed he'd been drinking with pals .. but they did not have room for him on their floor .. so he hopped on his bike to go home. :shock: :?

H e took a wrong turning and ended up on the M56 :shock:

He was no bother to the police whilst in custody and his defence claimed they cyclist had been

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brain damaged after a fight with some yobs four years ago


The yobs were never caught... :roll:

He got a condtional 12 month discharge and no fine nor costs despite the fac the cycling on the bus M56 might have caused his and another's KSI :roll: :roll:


He is thus not banned from driving (but you can be if drunk in charges of a petrol lawn mower on a grass vderge outside your home.. :roll: )

If he commits an offence within next 12 months - he'll get hammered :D


The cyclist reckons he was lucky and
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If I had not been in hi-viz- I;d have been slaughtered. I am lucky not to get a fine too.


Indeed. Lucky lad. Hang on.. :scratchchin: high viz saving a life - even that of a tipsy bloke on a bike... :scratchchin:

hmmmm! I think I like car and bike to look like a Christmas tree with a big star on the top after all :wink: Vin Chaud .. Gluhwein .. :wink:

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