andys280176 wrote:
I actually done it one day to give a lad a bit of an eye opener as I had had enough, driving to Aberdeen on the A90 dual carriageway at a good speed for conditions (dry, medium traffic) and some guy latched on to my bumper about 2-3 car lengths away and would not leave no matter how much I slowed down or accelerated away so I settled down to my normal speed, waited for him to glance away for a second and jammed the anchors on for a split second so as when he looked back he would see the back of my car approaching the front of his quite rapidly. He seemed to get the message thereafter as he stayed about half a mile from my bumper the rest of the journey. No it isn't very good practice but I felt there was no other way to get through to him.
Been tempted many times, but never tried it in case the gormless prat went straight into the back of me. For some reason the tailgaters I get seem to be mostly in ancient poverty-spec Novas and Escorts whose stereos have more power than the engines. It doesn't seem to occur to any of them that the car they're tailgating might have bigger brakes.

Once or twice I've dropped a gear and then flicked the side lights on. Gormless prat sees a pair of red lights come on and gets on the brake, and then I floor it briefly to open up a big gap and send him a little message. However, haven't done it for years as I decided it might wind the donuts up so much they'd try something even more stupid than tailgating, like maybe an overtake on a blind bend

. Besides, I now have a very obvious high level brake light, and even the terminally thick won't be fooled anymore.
These days I try to shake 'em off at roundabouts. If it looks like they're going the same way as me I'll deliberately miss my exit and go round again, or on roads I know well I'll sometimes take an alternative route if I think a tailgater is going my way. The downside of doing this is looking like a prat.

The upside is safely allowing the cretins past so they can have a crash elsewhere.
