im off out now to watch the liverpool give chelsea a hiding, probably have a good drink, boys in the bar asking did i book them last week.
probably take the car drink 8 pints, drive to tesco pinch a telly and some dvds drive home, prang the car against a lampostl
and the find spomeone to say its ok you broke the law, its not your fault the brewery makes the beer too strong, tescos they are over priced so if you nick something they dont care, as for the lampost with all the council tax i pay i own the lampost so thats ok as well

I'm sorry but even after I've read this half a dozen times most of it makes no sense. Would it be too much to ask for a bit of punctuation? Assuming it's going to be worth my while reading it again that is.