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What were you doing three weeks ago last Thursday at 11.19am? Who let the dog out on Tuesday night? And who in your household turned the TV off before going to bed last weekend?

Beware. If you cannot remember such trivia in your everyday lives, the police could be out to get you. I should know - I've just had Constable Plod creeping up on me again with another preposterous charge.

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Anyone who tells you that nothing is impossible has never bathed in a saucer of water.

He'll regret winning. They'll get him later for something.

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The world runs on oil, period. No other substance can compete when it comes to energy density, flexibility, ease of handling, ease of transportation. If oil didn’t exist we would have to invent it.”

56 years after it was decided it was needed, the Bedford Bypass is nearing completion. The last single carriageway length of it.We have the most photogenic mayor though, always being photographed doing nothing

41 days is nothing....the City of London police (namely Matthew Rees & Paul Holmes) expect me to be able to remember what was happening in my life 15 years ago......story to follow in the Soapbox.

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What makes you think I'm drunk officer, have I got a fat bird with me?