and he's wearing blue.
So trundling down to the shops in <shudder> Croydon. On a 3 lane road. Approaching a set of lights, left lane goes left, other 2 go right. I'm in the middle lane. The guy in the left next to me decides at the last second that he wants to turn right but isn't discourage by my presence and moves over anyway. What he doesn't see is the BiB behind me who moves across to the right lane and gives him some dirty looks.
I say he didn't see the BiB as his next move at the lights is to turn from the now left lane into the right lane carving up the BiB in the process. The officer is looking extremely unimpressed at this time. Our driving hero is now held up for a bit behind a turning car so I'm back in front of him on what is now one lane each way, with the BiB a few cars back. Still obviously hasn't looked in his mirrors as he decides I'm not going fast enough and creates a 3rd lane on his way to a right turn into a side street cutting across on the wrong side of the road.
Finally the blue lights come on to much cheering in my car
