Gatsobait wrote:
In Gear wrote:
...you has broken the LAW!
Getting pulled over by you must be like being stopped by Windsor Davies.
So InGear, by the sounds of things we can be stopped pretty much at random. If all a stop needs to be justifiable is "reasonable cause to suspect" a copper could stop someone with a made up excuse, keep 'em by the road for a while, and if the original cause doesn't turn anything up they can check for something else. Am I right?
I try to keep some humour in the process
If you are unlucky enough to be stopped by someone we would rather not have employed - this could indeed be case - or even someone whose comments I have been reading with the mad lad and his wife elsewhere....

The Mad Lad and his wilder wife
has been bending my ear holes back over this - just over this last holiday week end ...
I can always tell who is genuine and who is not - but then I have advantage of being trained in the "good old days" .......
Gatsobait wrote:
The reason I ask is that I got stopped once in Surrey for a really feeble reason. As I think I've mentioned to you before, I was once tugged in Surrey while doing a legal 70mph (the car I had at the time would have had to be dropped from a plane to go any faster) as the goonstable supposedly didn't see my tax disc. Sorry about goonstable BTW, you know I don't usually badmouth the police, except for lighthearted use of the word plod, but this bloke deserved something less affectionate. I only used goonstable so I didn't have to write officious little bastard.


Yes - I know we have them ..... some are like certain chap who likes to admire himself in shop windows .......

Dunno who I am thinking of ....
Gatsobait wrote:
Anyhow, it was a blatant random stop as he had ample opportunity to see the disc, and having it pointed out to him in the normal place he then decided to check my car over for anything else that might be wrong. Sorry goonstable, you didn't find a thing did you? No faulty lights, no bald tyres, no severed limbs on the back seat or whatever you were looking for. You didn't ****ing find my stereo that had been nicked a few months earlier either, did you?

Sorry, ranting again.
Er..... Nope - never have done this .... not me guv

(Did try it on with the mad lad before he married into family ..... had whisper that my cous' fancied him and wanted closer look at that car to make sure she would be safe - of course ..... ) He had no idea who I was at time

His face when I turned up as usher at his wedding was priceless ....
Gatsobait wrote:
So where do we stand with this sort of thing? If we're stopped for X and everything turns out okay, can we then be made to stick around while the officer tries his luck with Y and Z, or can we insist on leaving? And in reality if we could and did insist on leaving, couldn't the officer then argue that he had grounds to suspect Y and Z after that since we didn't want him to check it? We'd just end up going a few hundred yards before being pulled over again. Annoying as it is, it might just be easier to take the path of least resistance when being tugged. Most of the time anyway. The decent coppers will keep a reasonable motorist no longer than necessary, and the other type will just be even more of a pain in the arse if they think you're making waves.
Safer to smile calmly and just say "Of course Officer. Take it to pieces. I make one stipulation. You put it all back exactly as you found it!"

The wild lass cousin of mine said that once to a Customs Officer down in Dover .... he just let her go ... Suppose it depends how you say it.

Gather "Liebchen" was said a lot too .....

Only person I know who could get away with murder .....
Gatsobait wrote:
If they're obviously out to be a pain in the arse regardless of what you do... well,

we can see his number, and presumably we have a right to know which nick they're from, name of the Chief Inspectintendant or whatever, and where to write to with a complaint? It's either that or start playing golf at the same club as the CC and become a mason.

Well - that is why I play golf - managed to beat the mad lad over the Bank Holiday

Suspect that is half the attraction for the mad lad too ...
Seriously - if you are stopped by PC Jobsworthiness - who has attitude with it - take his number and send polite letter on lines of training in courtesy and general professionalism .... goes down better than a whinge type letter
Personally - have always gone down the calm, courteous and polite route on basis that it means less aggro for me and incurs respect on both sides...
It is also less stressful and means less paperwork ......

And - strangely enough - our patch is quite good at solving crime and keeping law and order on the streets and roads ....
