ed_m wrote:
botach wrote:
malcolmw wrote:
Now you have got me thinking about the similarities between IT and road transport. It's no co-incidence that all these terms are related.
Reminds me of the joke about if MS made cars ( it's somewhere on Honest John ).
Looking at BT's post -"Give way " -

---in this town ,you take it ,or sit waiting for hours

you'll be pleased to know there's no chance of any microsoft operating system passing automotive safety requirements for real time embedded control systems any time soon.
Ed - the bit about MS ,was the jokey bit -no way could I believe that MS would be allowed into car systems .
Now the bit i was talking about --
"In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!" -
Now that last bit -scary or what - anyone driven a Ford Mondeo Titanium TDCI lately --------

--the START button does exactly that .