Dusty wrote:
I dont fundimentally hate new technology, but I DO hate it when new technology that I never asked for and which makes life harder/more expensive is foisted on me against my will in a manner metaphorical to having somebody ram a Cactus up my Ar$$ while telling me its for my own good and that I am enjoying it really!
I ,not so long ago hired a car with an electric handbrake. Only had it for a week, so not really interested in checking it out on steep hills .On minor slopes, I could get it off with my right foot on brake and beat any roll by getting to the throttle fast. On steeper ones I used the clutch. Not so good for the car, but I had £100 running on no damage, so I wasn't going to experiment . The hire company made a big joke of finding the handbrake, but no mention of how to take away on steep hills need more than idle revs. The car often chastised me for not placing foot on brake BEFORE pressing button. Perhaps we need more intelligent cars that recognise that humans only have two legs ,and when one is pressing on ctch and other on throttle, all we need to do is PRESS the button.
Back home, I got into my manual handbrake one and almost kissed it. Do we need parking sensors- IMHO -NO. Quote from one of Stobarts lady drivers "not against the rules to get out and check" . Cruise control- tried it in SCP alley on the M74- gave me a sore leg from lack of movement. Got out in services and leg had gone to sleep. It might be ok when speed goes up, but can it spot an incline ahead and compensate in advance. My eyes ( certified after fears of driving ) and can relay the info to right leg through the brain with no need for thought.
Then there's the start up out of gear thingy. No foot on clutch, no start. Possibly to lighten load on engine, my suggestion ,to prevent numpty starting car in gear .Personally I always start car with foot on clutch, as I've been n the habit with some cars ( where the handbrake shoes glued to the drums in heavy rain) of leaving car in gear to prevent it.
However back to the hire car I had. Couple of years it first came out on market, and I got a bog standard one. Consumption in a 2.0L diesel was excellent- up to 50MPG. Performance -stupendous. This time ,it was an SRI model . Performance ,not bad, but any decent acceleration needed 4th gear. So whilst earlier model could do the job in 5th, this ugrade needed a lower gear. Result, in long lines of traffic( which I'd specified this car for) , I could get past at decent speed, but at lower economy. And handbrake- a joke.