Right MUSH!
This is the WILD one again (and I did not break in to his office cos he is sat at the other desk reading his BMJ/Lancet thing! (But I really know he has a golfing mag in-between the covers!

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Got his permission this time (and I only really have the time to "play and annoy people" on one channel -) on grounds that you want the view of a REAL WOMAN and I am ONE!
Right Mr IAM Speeeeeeedy Limit Peterkins- who thinks speed is livin' the high life! (Though you must have read my sparrings with "Madcop who does "gone" orf on one when he reads my rantings there" on the other channel - munch? (or whatever it is you call yourself there!

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Limited driving abilities - MOI? Liebchen - have RoSPA gold doo-dah - and drive car rallies abroad and I can show you men a thing or two on a track day - anytime mate! Like the nerd (my eldest cousin) blew my student allowance one year on a powerful set of wheels - a mean and powerful motorbike and my parents were a just little bit narkied when I took my new "boyfriend" home for the weekend!

Especially when they found out how much I paid for him and what my overdraft looked like!

Got sharp lesson in budget management for long time afterwards!

(Cornered well around St Gallen though!)
My firm? Equal opportunities employer. All our reps got invited to LanCASH£££Re's speed course! Men and women! Prangs? The men have all crunched a car once - their fault. The two women - both travel to our plants in Europe - none at all! All are IAM trained as well - but all managed to get pinged in Lancs at 34-35mph - according to Personnel.
Parking? Never ever had problem there but seen plenty of male numpties try to squeeze their BMW into space for Reliant Robin!
Supermarket? Liebchen - the only people who leave shopping trolleys lying around are you male lot - who expect us to clear up after you! And it only men who seem to think that car parks are main roads with 30mph limits and never ever apply COAST there. Not do they seem to think that people may just want to park there cars there! And it is MEN who hold up the flow of traffic trying to squeeze into that little space for the shopping trolley by the entrance to my local Tescos. (And when they get there - can they steer a shopping trolley???? NOPE! )
Hesitation? If I see a space or opening - it is mine

I go for it - courteous aggression my RoSPA man told me! In other words - give them the dazzling, sexy smile!
Indicating incorrectly - seen all numpties do that! Was behind one today- and he was male - one of those numpties who is bald but wears a little ponytail at the back - as I observed when he parked up in TWO parking spaces at the supermarket and then drove his trolley into the shelves once inside

(Twazak chose the one mit the dodgy wheels!)
Travelling at slow speeds? Pranging car on garden post or garage door? The kids moved them OK!
But - some women only drive the kids to and from school in inappropriate cars - there is not much room in at school gate for those 4x4 with bull bars - as they seem to use! Then on short journey to part time job in office. Then on short journey to supermarket (which really is only justified if you plan big shop and cannot carry) But you could argue that for some men - accountants, computer nerds, who just drive to work in traffic jam, sit at desk all day, and then drive home in traffic jam. Who do not go out to track day at weekend, do not get out and about at weekend either - and when they go on hols - plane, beach and bar! And who have never bothered to even re-read the HC, the little yellow book of "Knowing Your Signs" or the DSA book for new and experienced standard drivers called "Driving". So to that extent would agree with Mr SpeedyLimitPete of the high life

- that less miles you drive - less experience of numpties you come across. You only gain the experience of dealing with the numpty by driving mile-upon mile on same roads as they do - and they are part of road condition unfortunately for us all! And the trouble is the numpty is always unpredictable - which is why IAM et al hammer principles of COAST (and another reason why we should have assessments every so often to refresh the skill of COAST)
Monthly blues? PapaUmauschl!

You do have stereotypical views!
Mad Doc does not sport any monthly bruises apart from the ones he got in the delivery room on each occasion!!
WildCat (who is in her husband's den with his permission this time!

) and only because PapaUmau would like one of the REAL WIMMIN to respond!)[/b]