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bobby666

Post subject: KILLED SOMEONE TODAY!

Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 23:39

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IT WAS A CLEAR DAY, ROAD SEEMED CLEAR, SUN SHINING (BUT NOT BLINDING). CAR HEALTHY( MOT'D) ME HEALTHY (MOT'D) ROAD DRY, RADIO OFF, BRAKES WORKING,!

SO WHY DID I KILL SOMEONE? I WENT OVER 30 MPH AND TRYING TO GET LEVEL PEGGING ON THE BIG 30 I WASNT BLOODY CONCENTRATING!!! AN NOW MY CAR IS DENTED!

FUNNY THING IS, BEFORE I BECAME A SAFE DRIVER NOT GOING 40 ON A 30 ROAD (BIG WIDE OPEN ROAD WHERE PEDESTRIANS POP UP FROM MANHOLES THUS THE DANGER) I NEVER KILLED NO-ONE!

THINK!!! ARE YOU CONCENTRATING ON THE SPEEDOMETER AND NOT ON THE ROAD? WJHY DONT YOU JUST STOP AND WALK!

PS STOPPING DISTANCE? ABS! KINDA DEFEATS THE BOLOCK ADVERTS WHERE A CAR SKIDS! SHOW AN ADVERT WITH ABS!

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Flintstone

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 17:28

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Clearly I'm missing something here.

Could someone elaborate?

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Rigpig

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 17:36

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Flintstone wrote:

Clearly I'm missing something here.

Could someone elaborate?

I'm pretty sure its a weak attempt at irony. Perhaps Mr666 could turn his capslock off and explain.

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Homer

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 20:44

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Flintstone wrote:

Clearly I'm missing something here.

Could someone elaborate?

Trolls feed don't the.

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Mad Moggie

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 22:58

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Hmmm! The 666 bit. Bit of a giveaway....?

I wonder..... :roll:

Still - takes all sorts.... :roll:

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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 15:14

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Mad Moggie wrote:

Hmmm! The 666 bit. Bit of a giveaway....?

"Beware the number '668', for that is The Neighbour of The Beast." :-)

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Flintstone

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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 23:02

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Sorry, I'll rephrase that.

[sarcasm]Clearly I'm missing something here. Someone care to explain[/sarcasm] :roll:

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botach

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 17:28

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Er, well it would have been quick-drying cement, but the rain got in - do you know anyone who wants to buy a three-ton brick?

Or we've just found someone rythming with "brick"( as in change b to p)

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Ernest Marsh

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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 00:48

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...There was an animal acrobatic act, "OOh look, a Bear in the Air"

Botach, you've taken me back to my youth!! (It was the 6th of May though if I remember! :wink:

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Rigpig

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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 08:40

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Ernest Marsh wrote:

...There was an animal acrobatic act, "OOh look, a Bear in the Air"

Botach, you've taken me back to my youth!! (It was the 6th of May though if I remember! :wink:

Ohh yeah, that spoof on CW Mcalls Convoy by Laurie Lingo and the Dipsticks AKA Dave Lee Travis and another Radio 1 DJ (Paul Burnett?)

Another couple of line a recall...

"Spaghetti junction was coming up so we were bound to lose a few
And sure enough the fork lift truck disappeared heading off towards Crewe"

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botach

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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:58

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Ernest - it was the 6th of may.

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