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Nope! Taking the Capri. To be fair with the sunroof and windows open it circulates the air pretty well
Not good enough I'm afraid - the air coming in is HOT!!
Get a trigger spray (garden variety, 88p in ASDA) fill with water, and use it to spray yourself down! Carry plenty of mineral water (buy it there, it's cheap) and get one of those silver reflective shields for inside the windscreen whenever you stop - and one for the rear screen too.
Signage on French roads is appallingly late - apart from Paris, and major cities, you often only see signs when you get close. Not a problem on Paeage, but it is on local roads. Also at junctions!!
TRAFFIC LIGHTS. Look for repeaters on the post, low down, and learn the sequences, there are slight differences to ours.
Gendarmes are separate from the local police, and in some cases can be stroppy. I was once targeted for an on the spot fine, for allegedly driving through a red light! The French drivers in front and behind me were not stopped. I got off when I proved I had no CASH on me, only credit cards - go figure! They do use their guns, and are thought to be trigger happy, but you should be OK as long as you have not robbed a bank!
Carry ALL documents relating to your car - as somebody pointed out, they are prepared to confiscate your car, and may well leave you at the roadside!
Finally, French drivers in general have NO IDEA about indicating or positioning on roundabouts, (To start off, they go the wrong way round

) and they will ignore any attempt on your part to behave properly, and regard you as an idiot!
Things might have changed in the last year or so, but French road mapping is not as good as ours. If you buy an atlas and it shows motorway under construction, it's very often long finnished, even if the map is new. The Ordanance Survey is a godsend we often overlook!
Service Stations are found on tourist routes, but elsewhere, are little more than a toilet block
(should we tell Capri about French toilets folks, or just let him find out for himself?
) and some seats and tables to eat your snack on. They are indicated by the prefix
Aire de ...... such as
Aire de Brocialande, or
Aire de Mont St. Michel.
Place names on road signs are often abreviated, so if you go local, watch you understand the town you are looking for, may look nothing like on the signage! (Some place names are inordinately long!)
Finally, watch the fuel prices, and opening times!! NO Fuel on Sundays in most small towns, and prices vary from region to region, even from the same chains of supermarkets. Many shut from 12.00 midday to 2.00 pm in rural areas, but there may be a self serve chip and pin machine. Some supermarkets have card machines, which only take the stores own card. Diesel is GAZOLE and petrol is ESSENCE Dont go and fill up with parrafin by mistake!! Many small rural garages are still manned pumps, so check before you go and help yourself!
By the way, if you want to overtake, Mrs Capri may well be called upon to say whether it is safe to do so. I hope you can rely on her judgement!! If not, you can sometimes fit a small clip on mirror to the A pillar, facing forward. It only works on some cars, but at £3 in Halfords it's worth trying. There is one in Motorworld which has a sucker and will stick to the glass.
Enjoy - and email me if you want any more info - my parents live in France! With reference to above - take your own toilet paper if you like Double Velvet or Andrex. If you still use old copies of the TV Times, then French botty floss should prove adequate.
