I have a friend who is a bad passenger, he isnt nervous he's just bloody annoying.
You see a light change colour, he says "the lights changed" I say "I know"
You see a car at a junction your appraoching, he says "There's a car there" I say "I know"
It starts to rain and just as you go to put your wipers on he says "put your wipers on" I say "I am"
And when there are three of us in the car we have a chorus...
"theres a cat crossing the road" "WE KNOW!!!"
the other day we went out for sunday lunch and when we got back he said "y'know, you're one of the few drivers I feel safe with"
I swear, I will throtle him one day
