So - now to burning question on every sel respecting woman's lips
wot to wear Ist not stylish enough to tuck the trouser bottom into the socks nor do wimmin really like the idea of thighs looking like black puddings in lycra shorts
Ist not outfit for Fat Bottomed Girls - despite what late Freddie Mercury thought
[i] Have slim shapely thighs und can carry this off - but am posting for the wimmin who cannot und would feel like they want ground to swallow up at displaying every bulge in bulge exposing lycra
Und let us face fact here - ist fabric which ist unkind to even Jerry Hall per paparrazzi print in papers. (She should have rammed camera where some does not shine
)
You can get a skirt guard abroad but we do not see these in UK - so I prefer to wear a SKORT! This ist lycra short with cutest little frill giving chicest shortest frilliest skirt effect.
It really stops traffic too
Und if you combine this with the fishnet tights.... every bloke on planet then slow down und give you space und time... as they want to get in a good look
at
our legs! I have pedal pusher calf length trousers und some cosy leggings which really show off my long shapely legs
Und have a SKORT which has wrap around frilly skirt which I can whip off for sassiest effect
Und my skort has pockets too und my lycra shorted bit has a padded seat liner from my more delicate bits!
Lot of nice outfits to be got these days... I have some pairs of Howie's Paddler trousers which sit low on hip und are calf length und this ist teamed up with a good sports bra, a supporting crop top, jersey with decent pockets und a wind proof high -viz jacket. You need layers which you can add und remove.
I would not ride in high-heeled pointy toe fashion shoes (but I would not drive in these either
) So I either use trainers or a pair of cycling shoes (und I drive in pair of flat canvas shoes und change into the show which give me the sinewy, sassy gait
)