Pogo might recall the game of cat and mouse that went on in Telford a couple of years or so ago when the town council introduced parking charges in the main town-centre carparks. Telford actually is
just a shopping centre BTW, and parking remained free for many years to lure shoppers away from the more attractive Shrewsbury and greater variety of Wolverhampton.
At the time in question an area of parking outside of the own hall and magistrates courts remained free and round one saw many cars displaced from the now pay carpark up into this free carpark...and onto the pavements, the verges on the road leading up to it, in fact anywhere there wasn't a sign explicitly stating you
couldn't park there. Even a couple of small traffic islands managed to get cars perched atop them as the good folks of Telford demonstrated their ingenuity in the face of having to pay for carparking
Round two went to the council who put wooden bollards along the grass verge to prevent people parking there...but they left a chink in their armour.
Determined not to take the hint that this was a no parking area, some geniuses managed to slip around the end of the bollards and still park on the grass, round 3. This loophole was quickly shuttered off in round 4.
Round 5 saw an assault on the pavement parkers as a series of decorative bollards was erected thereon; the pavement parkers persisted until the end when the last piece was inaccessible.
Round 6 started as soon as the round 5 made the pavements unparkonable, the old two wheels on the pavement two on the road trick. No signs to say they couldn't you see

Only, with all the cars now partly on the road, maneouvring around became a real pain, partuclarly past the Einsteins who'd dump their cars right on a corner making access for trucks delivering to the cinema and Pizza Hut real tricky.
Ding, ding..seconds out round 7. With the bollards all in place down went the paint, yellow lines and no-parking signs everywhere and anywhere, no square yard was left untouched lest someone manage to stick a Fiat Punto or a Smart car in that valuable little FREE gap
All is now peace and quiet again on the parking front, the whole carpark is now a pay facility with the area outside the maguistartes court being run by a private company. This leaves just a few spaces, marked out with bays, on the no-mans-land between the two battle lines of the council run and private run carparks. And boy are they lucrative
