Almost as silly as the little "game" on the Derbyshire site which had you 10 minutes late for work regardless of whether you sat with arms folded or played the "game"
Our rogues have had a go - comment from 7 year old was in German und I am actually surprised he know this word und I am asking the family

"So ein Mist"

featured in his comments und have they not heard of COAST? und "Road Rage Scalextric ist much better - per our 5 year old "as you can control the speed und see the whole road ahead."und they do use their Gatsos -spare tyres apparently feature
We are bringing them up the right way

::boxedin:
We asked our 12 year old and the rogues what they thought the game was trying to actually teach - und this ist really where these people should tap for advice before commissioning daftness like this.
12 year old - only thing being tested ist "how well you can get your fingers on the drive/stop/turn/reverse arrows." Und that she could not see point of how this game teaches a comon sense attitude to speed. She also commented on fact you could drive along scraping the car on the barriers und not get any penalties or colllied or do U-turns or even turn around und drive along road wrong direction

und not incur any penalties...
Verdict "naffest of naffness"
Her view ist that they would do better with the normal hazard perception video of normal driving und see if you spot the hazard ahead developing before it happens!
The 7 year old - "The bit where car goes under the bridge und road ahead disappears ...I stopped at that bit the first couple of goes - as I did not understand what I was supposed to do avoid hitting a wall or the barrier or if there was a bend. It's a bit naff all the way around as well"
The 5 year old: "It does not do cornering like Mama does!!"
The twins reaction? - as their 12 year old sister peppered with what Jules said - und for once I am not going to make them rinse their mouths with TCP based wash

as their choice of language was justified!
Und our eldest? Typical prats!

as he observed the 7 year old playing around with this.