johnsher wrote:
wayneo wrote:
I can honestly say that I haven't experienced many of the problems that Johnsher has presented;
but then you don't actually ride in London, do you?
Experiences in London
1. Missed first half of West End Show when taxi was held up by very selfish CM w:censored:rs
2. Was on pavement and had to jump away from on-coming cyclist.
3. Driving in London. Stopped at traffic lights. Some cyclist called me a rude name because I was in my Jag at the time... (Er - I had paid a congestion charge for this dubious privilege of being called rude names whilst I obeyed the law and the cyclist blatantly disobeyed it. Had he been run over.. I would have been questioning my ethics at that second.)
Comment was at the choice of car...which happened to be filled with four of my children at the time. Wildy had the rest and the fosters.
4. Driving in London.. taxi came down the wrong way on one way.. tailgated by cyclists. For one horrid moment - I thought I'd made the mistake .. only drivers were in front of and behind me in a similar state of fear.
5. Walking in London .. in the park. Cyclists do not ring bells and if you do not move - they'd mow you down for sure.
6. Ask anyone for directions in London and they ignore you. If you have a Northern burr in your accent - forget any sign of good manners. On the other hand.. sexy Swiss Dietrich type voice with a lot of "Liebchen" "ist" "und".. and my wife gets a friendly smile and a lot of "madams", her directions and a quiz on her origins.
Experiences in Manchester
7. Missed the cocktails bit of a "professional do" because of some miltantly selfish W:censored:rs on a CM
8. Cyclist rode wrong way down a one way and did not even cede his way from oncoming traffic who, fortunately for him, stopped.
9. Gave first aid after cyclist rode into a car which had turned left into a road .. and he was riding on the white line "as he wished to turn right at the crossroads" He had never heard of John Franklin nor primary position either....

Waited with cyclist and car driver till ambulance arrived as this was "procedure."
10. Kamizaze cyclist charged across a road without even looking in any directions. How the hell the lorry missed him remains life's little mystery.
Experience in Cumbria
11. Walking on pavement. Approaching gas works on pavement. Cyclist comes up from behind.. on pavement .. does not ease up and more or less pushes me into the trench. Nasty deep cut to leg.. required stitches and could have been nasty as near an artery. I could have bled to death there. Ruined a fairly nice tailored pair of trousers too. (Upside .. my wife danced attendance on me)
12. Cyclists on the Fells do not give way to horses or walkers at all. You see "they are on holiday and no one else matters."
er.. you don't ride or drive in the rest of the country either, John!
Politeness begets politeness .. I think I find most are polite to me when I ride and drive on the whole. Do not get rude gestures. Mostly thumb ups and waves of thanks.
But let's get this straight.. loads of numpty drivers around. Those same numpties are numpties when on a bicycle and add to this the inconsiderate muppets who think they are "competent cyclists" and who are really complacently dangerous oafs on two wheels.
Such people are those who purport to ride bikes - ride up steep mountain passes and yet spend 24/7 on internet sites posting ad hominem and nasty attacks on persons they happen to disagree with.