Bear with me, this'll take some explaining:
A couple of weeks ago, I had a letter published in the local free weekly, contributing to a running debate about the overgrown roundabout islands on the Blandford bypass. Someone had written in saying that the undergrowth contributed to the main purpose of roundabouts, which is to "slow people down". My reply:
Me wrote:
So your correspondent Paula Andrews believes the overgrown Blandford roundabouts are a positive road safety tool, as "roundabouts are designed to slow traffic...".
Wrong! Roundabouts are designed to enable traffic from several directions to interchange as smoothly and quickly as possible. If slowing traffic down was the goal, a crossroads with traffic lights would do a much more efficient job (imagine rush hour!). No, the idea with roundabouts is that one can pass over them fairly quickly, if you can see that there is nothing else coming.
However, I've often suspected the planting of miniature forests is used to restrict road users' visibility; these days, they even erect fences on the approaches to roundabouts to mask your view of what's ahead (a la Countess Roundabout on the A303). It would seem "Speed Kills" is more important than being able to see.
How can restricting any road user's supply of sensory information make our roads safer? If you take this idea to its logical conclusion, we'd all be driving around in blinkers, so we had to come to complete halt every time we wanted to slightly change direction and turn our whole head to see what was coming. But hey, some off you probably think this sounds like a great idea. Perhaps we should ban rear-view mirrors too.
However I do agree utterly with Ms Andrews on one thing. Hardly anyone seems to indicate properly on the Blandford roundabouts. I've lost count of the number of times a car has emerged from behind the shrubbery without a right signal on - leading me to assume they are taking my turn off - only to turn towards me as I pull out. Now of course if I could see across the middle of the roundabout, I'd have more of an idea where they were going to go, based on which lane they emerged from....
Reply in this week's edition features the following priceless argument (this guy's already written in, I think he may be a bit of a speed kills/militant cyclist type, though I may be mixing him up with a previous correspondent):
Some guy from Wiltshire wrote:
I was interested to read <Johnnytheboy>'s letter about roundabouts. He confusingly mentions signalling right at a roundabout. Such a turn is impossible unless you want to drive through the shrubbery. At every roundabout that I can recall, everybody turns left from the approach road, and then left again at their desired exit. What therefore does a right turn indication mean?
I don't even know how to phrase a reply; this is one of the stupidest misinterpretations of custom and practice I think I've ever encountered, so I'm inclined to just offer to send the guy a copy of the highway code. I just hope someone else picks up on it.