In a couple of months - am off with the family on a charity ride.
We are trekking up some rather horrendous Austrian and Swiss passes and quite frankly - I've scoffed far too many doughnuts and not ridden enough hilly rides.
Now - telling me to quit me doughnut intake is not the advice I wanna hear here.
How do I get fit enough for a set of real biggy big steepies in - er - just 7 weeks or so is what I am interested in. These are the real "McCoy" steep and hard passes - on a par with Izoard and Tourmalet and Huez.

From the Vorlarlberg to Carinthia is gonna be an epic as this route takes in all the passes on the way .. on a b-bike! This is "Tour of Austria" with a vengeance - how the hell did I allow myself to sign up for it... must have been the claret!

Yeah Ted's - riding with me along with the usual riff-raff with Wildy on car support of course

We are riding for Leukemia Research this time.
CW tells me to build my leg strength and hit as many hard hills as I can - at my threshold cadence fir a half hour or so -resting for ten minutes and then repeating. Sounds OK in theory - but in practice? I can see me resting for twice the time with doughnuts..
Er - CW does say "lose weight" = Um - despite my doughnut intake, love of real ales, decent, matured clarets with a "nose to proverbially die for", love of strong black coffee - fresh ground beans from a local specialist shop

, real butter on baked potatoes, crispy bacon and so on - am actually right weight for my height and build.
But we are talking here of several climbs up to 1300- 2000 metre in a fortnight and I just don't think I am at the peak of fitness I should be.
So Ed and John et al - any quick fixes for me and Ted? A 7 week regime to get to level I really need for this. Ted simply rides up and down the passes between him and Buttermere.
CW tells me not to panic brake in a hair pin descent. and to be wary of tight corners

(Have no problem with that

waya - hey!

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