Yesterday morning there was a head on crash on the dual carriageway alongside Preston Docks, heading towards Blackpool.
An "elderly" motorist turned right at a set of lights onto the wrong carriageway and was hit head on 100 yards up the road. The local rag reported the time at 6.48 - my wife left home at 6.30 and travelled that same road to work - she must have missed this collision by 1-2 min max
I was driving with a client this morning and turned right at the same set of lights (onto the correct carriageway, before anyone asks!

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Low and behold, a Talivan was lurking near the accident scene. What **** use would that have been yesterday? Answers on a postcard to the Lancashire Parasites for Road Safety, Gestapo HQ.