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Found on Grumpy Old Sod courtesy of Angry French John.

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular B&Q customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another B&Q or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and 1 performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

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so which b&q is this?

I'm going to buy a heap of cheap wallets from ebay

Thats my day sorted then, cruising between the diy sheds.

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I only have one B&Q and no Homebase near me.

These modern girls huh?

Wonder if they could try it while i ride a pushbike?

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