Stop arguing!

Tyre depth doesn’t matter anyway, apart from the legal angle...
Wet or dry roads, whether you are going up or downhill, whether you are on the mobile phone heading towards oncoming traffic or driving in snow or pissed/drugged as a fart, past parked cars with children present, or going home at 3:00 a.m. mid week there is a safe answer and an answer which trumps ALL other logical arguments...

Thank you and good night.

Take it away Scaffold...
We'll drink a drink a drink to
Scamera the NIP a NIP a NIP
The saviour of the human race
For Gov invented medicinal compoun££££
Most efficacious in every cas££££
Mr Tears drove around in fears
And it made him awful shy
And so they give him medicinal compoun£££
And now he's learning to take to crime
Brother Weepey was notably speedy
He would drive as he saw fit-for-the-conditions
And so Gov gave him medicinal compoun£££
Now they move him, around behind-a-man-with-a-red-flag-and-he feels-very-safe-now... (Artistic licence there

)
Chorus..
We'll drink a drink a drink to
Scamera the yellow a yellow a yellow (See what I did there

)
The saviour of the human race
For Gov invented medicinal compoun£££
Most e££icacious in every case...
Well Ebenezer thought he was Julius Speeder
And so they put him behind bars
Where they give him medicinal compoun£££
And now he’s an emperor with no home
Chorus...