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It's took me days to find something, hope this is okay. I'm at the back, next to Claire

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"With the demise of the SCP's, we are now left with a stockpile of redundant camera operators that we don't know what to do with"

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Only when ideology, prejudice and dogma are set aside does the truth emerge - Kepler

From the book "101 Things Teenage Chavs Can Do"

"..they make great axle stands... until rigor mortis wears off."

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Only a strategically placed cone preserved the modesty of the participants in the May picture of the Mynyth Fire Brigade calendar.

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

LOL, I'm speechless but falling of my perch laughing at that last one, Ernest....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"Feeling all burnt out after Xmas? A weeks holiday in Brisbane is just what these people need!"

Topical but sick I know.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

I know our local council was supposed to be cutting jobs, but I would have though they would get rid of more chiefs and not just the Indians.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Due to the demise of speed cameras, Swindon council have agreed to replace their "sleeping policemen", with something more effective to slow traffic.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Me too! My mate at work wondered what I was laughing at

"SAS training gets even tougher as recruits try to get the one thousandth sit-up after jumping through rings of fire".

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Crash test dummies on a day off

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Greenpeace demonstrate how better use of bed space can cut carbon emissions

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

After the success of low impact aerobics, a new dance craze is sweeping across Britain - fuelled by an excess of Christmas Turkey and mince pies.

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

The SS meet was a resounding success - till the organisers realised that some members were showing a little too much support for the cause .

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

On impact with a small plastic post, both cars involved in the collision completely vanished.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

So as the unfortunate zombies await their ultimate fate down below from a falling police vehicle as it runs off a bridge at 100mph in pursuit of a driver doing 10mph over a 30 mph limit where and when it was safe to do so, there is one desperate zombie member of BRAKE with a message on his forehead in white reading "Speed kills" while others sitting beside him from SS cry “Conditions and circumstances matter!”.


SPLAT!!!

OMG!

Did I just go too far?

It's NHS SOH... Think of it as a bit like diplomatic imunity

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

After deciding to treat their staff like they do their customers, Kwik Fit rollout their new quick-n-easy car jack facility.

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Views expressed are personal opinions and are not necessarily shared by the Safe Speed campaign

Which one is Han Solo?

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

An errant cone has been 'cone-doned' today for capturing roadside workers and placing them into a hypnotic state. Rescue plans are under-way as after a 'marker' [the lying down white road marker next to the cone] attempted a rescue he was succumbed too. The situation is ongoing.

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Is this a "lie in" by Bournmouth SCP staff after the farce in court?

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Highway workers had been slated when they painted white lines over a dead hedgehog, claiming it was not their job to remove it.
However, their latest faux pas was altogether more serious, when they spray tarmacd, then painted white lines over several students lying drunk in the road!

or

Council bosses challenged over speed camera efficacy said they did not take the matter lying down.... but were caught out in a sting organised by the News of the World.

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!