Papaumau wrote:
In Gear wrote:
"Papamau"
I will take that as A typo' as it is spelled "Papaumau"......
I was given that nick by a Maori friend of mine when I worked overseas in the civil service ! ( It means big-man - using a loose translation ). I got this as I am six foot three and nineteen stones of fighting flesh. ( just retired last year from competing in the Scottish Highland games field heavy-events ). If you want a picture all you have to do is ask.

Ooh Er! NanananananARGGHH!

Am 6 foot five and a bit Matey! Not tub of lard either as weigh less than 19 stones!

Lean and mean!!!! So you do a bit o f Highland Flinging! -- WildyCat is rugby widow in winter and golf widow in summer! (And I had great game yesterday and even better time trying to tame a computer hacking "WildCat burglar and identity taker!" (Mind you - I get to be beauty salon widower, and stand around frock shops like piece of furniture whilst she parades up and down asking the question that only wimmin ask - and you never get the answer right!

)
Hah! So I play with words and tinker with your name a bit! Was aware that this could upset you (er - sorry!

) - but could not resist the daring look in Wildy's eyes just as our youngest started off. Knew I should not have used that term when trying to explain to him what Papa does at work!

Do not have problem with "verbal intercourse" nor do I "lack in any understanding of such complexities of language." My job is fairly social - and I do speak more than one language! Have to as wife speaks mostly Swiss German, but does yatter on in number of other lingos as well! and they do speak "romansch" (Swiss lingo which is mutually intelligible to Catalan - so they say

) when they do not want "outsiders" to join in!
You say you see nothing wrong with the i/word and the s/word? Wrote to Grauniad about use of such words and got apology from editor when I pointed out that some speedsters may have been victims in past and this may cause unnecessary upset. Also Wildy tore into BiB on PH for same usage - and PetrolTed did ask the chap to tone it down recently.
Do not want to go into details of the child in our care - but we thought we were tough until we read the case file! Am monitoring and censoring their use of internet anyway - but know my eldest (16 and 14 - junior petrolheads!) read this site - and have the policing regarding this site and the PH one, given recent usage of these words, well in hand anyway But still do not like idea and possibility of this child reading such words in association with the petrolheads it is living with! Incidentally, we are working wonders with this child's attitude towards sinful resource guzzling motors! Bringin' 'em up well - ain't I!
I would be grateful if you could find some alternative words to hammer a stubborn Yorkshirebred petrolhead like me with!
Mad Moggie (posting as himself who has since banned his wife from his den!)