OK, so I'm taking my son into Albrighton to watch the England-Croatia match at his mate's house. We arrive at Cosford and I pick up the right hand lane at the short section of dual carriageway which turns into a filter for Albrighton after the lights.
Lights are on green so we go through (passing a car turning left in the left lane) and notice a van that has just been uncovered by a passing small lorry sitting in the layby on the opposite side.
Oh poo, its a Scamera van, business end pointing our way. Glance at speeedo, doing 44 (ish) in a 40 limit - phew that's going to be close.
No time to think about it now 'cos we're at the far end of the dual carriageway and indicating right to...oh shit it's happening again.
Captain 'Can't Wait For A Second' pulls out onto the ghost island and is rushing headlong at me. Fortunately he pulls in in time and slows down, probably because of the Scamera which he'll have seen in sufficient time to slow down.
So I sweat on a NIP whilst Mr Bloody Dangerous' antics go totally un-noticed. Marvelous
On the way home a couple of mintes later I noticed a red car in the layby opposite flashing his lights at all and sundry. He got out of his car and shook his fist in good old style at the van
