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Curmudgeon wrote:
People driving in lane 2 all the time. Old, young, experienced and otherwise, they all do it.
Lack of education, Think only emphasise speed.
Only don't do this in Durham. We get well acid over it
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HGVs with two blue LEDs in the window. Why?
Life is pretty boring being forced to travel around at 4mph below the speed limit. Got to brighten things up somehow. And they are legal.
Never seen why this is such a craze. Perhaps it's the closest they feel to a
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Exhausts the diameter of France.
Nope, don't unerstand this in the same way I don't understand hanging baskets.
Nope - do not understand this as with hanging baskets or sticking an ear-ring stud in one's nose. As my young Swiss cousin has once remarked somehere - they look like a giant zit from a distance
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Speed bumps - clearly the daftest idea ever.
Councillors who want to be seen to be doing something even if it is completely the wrong thing.
They always employ cowboys to do the job too.
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Sunstrips that read "MotorSport". Why?
Why do people live in ..... oooh .... Essex?
So that they can dance around hand bags?
An' spea' estua'y English I fink innit
Glottal stop glottal stop glottal stop
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Trucks with a thousand green, yellow and blue lights all over them. Why?
See hanging baskets.
Possibly the number of cyclists whio tried to undertake them? They don't like high viz - so perhaps these truckers feel they have to do it for them?
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Fog lights on all the time. Why?
Same as the lane 2 hogs. And plod is never around. Not like the old days when he was just never around when you need him. These days he is just never around full stop.
Hmm- we are ubiquitous in our patch.