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A charity Christmas production of "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs", staged specially for an audience of paranoid schizophrenics, had to be abandoned half-way through due to a riot.
Apparently, everything was fine till one half of the cast shouted "he's behind you", and the other half replied "oh no he's not"........

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That's not funny! I used to be schizophrenic.

However, you'll be pleased to know we're all right now!!
Besides... you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get YOU!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

It was a high flier in a local SCP - paranoid about being overtaken for the top job, because it thought it had said something about speed being safe
( being totalY PC,as quangos are sexless places all outward bits are left at the door - trouble is at going home time some pick up the wrong bits)

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on