Per "Express" = page 21 - only 29 out of 1000 motorists recognised 10 common signs.
I must be amongst this toppest minority as I got them all right
Eeezy peezy!

But staggering to find that only handful get right..
Und since I have not scanned und for some reason - Mad Doc think he has not got "knack" yet as his scans seem to require widest screen

...
He ist working on purrfection! We are both complete muppets with these computer doo-dahs.. und he say I am "menace to English as wot it should be spoke" too
But enough of that ..
Quicky Quiz und please bear with my English!
1. 54% recognises the little blue circle with the bike und the grown up with child.
Ist
a) No pedestrian or cycle?
b) Cycle/pedestrian route?
c) Segregated cycle/pedestrian route?
d) For fun - what would a cyclist do?
2. Triangle with a bike depicted (54% knew this one too!)
Ist
a) NO cycling
b) Pedal cycles only
c) Cycle route ahead
Und I try to be tongue in cheekiest cheek
3. Almost 55% got this one..
Triangle which has little picture of car with something going boom means ...
a) Vehicle may spontaneously combust
b) Vehicle has petrol in tank
c) Vehicle carries something which ist inflammable?
d) Vehicle carries explosives
e) Vehicle carries a set of necklaces und may use them against certain hazards
f) Fire Brigade priority route
g) Unexploded doughnut und plenty of jam mean BiB at

over the ton down the hard shoulder
4. Triangle show what look like and upside down Y
a) Road narrows?
b) Chicane?
c) Pinch point ahead?
d) Dual Carriageway end?
e) Roads converge ahead?
61% got this right!
5. Lolly sign!

Nein - Not THE LOLLY
BUT
Lolly with rear end of car und a caravan
61% got it right...
a) NO towed caravans in Lake District
b) NO towed caravans full stop
c) Warning .. slow moving caravan on road!
d) Caravans only
6. Triangle with what look like horizontal boobies in black bra!

(Ist second son - one of our really terrible twins ...

You see what we put up with

describe... He is breeding out on that .. we do not know where he gets this from.. he has far too many girls running after him..

)
But our lieber headache of teenager with the rampant hormones apart
Ist this triangel warning us of
a) double humped bridge ahead?
b) speed bumps
c) Potholes in road
(65% were correct ..

)
7. Triangle with a little chuff chuff Tomas the Tank Engine train
68% were correct
Ist it
a) warning you that Thomas the Tank Engine ist talking to the Fat Controller ahead?
b) Level crossing ist ahead...
c) Level crossing without any barrier
8. 71% got this one
Lolly - red rim - blue background - red cross..
a) No entry/
b) No waiting
c) Nop stopping.
9. Triangle which show black triangle und 10% on longest slant downwards
(I keep the math out of this as this confuse

I think you get it .. acutest angle at lowest point.

)
81% get this
a) Steep downward hill
b) Steep upward hill
c) Reduce speed by 10%
10) Triangle with two horizontal arrow
a) You not allowed to turn any direction
b) Two way traffic cross one way.
c) Only cyclist can turn either direction
d) You turn if you want to .. but be careful
90% got it right!
Ist worrying.. these are basics... und cyclists in London fared worse per the survey

per another tabloid
