Came across this little nugget on the BBC the other day.
:scratchchhin: Bit silly if already told to ease off.
Magistrates fined him £700 and ordered him to pay a further £1,714 costs when he appeared in court last week.
Adam La was caught on 22 April when Cunard's "Three Queens" - Queen Mary 2, Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth 2 - lined up in a historic meeting in Southampton.
Speeding on the water is as unacceptable as it is on land
Sgt Andy Simpson, Hampshire Police
Police clocked him at 46 knots in a six-knot zone and
claimed it was the equivalent of a motorist doing 230mph in a 30mph limit. Harbour Master, Captain Philip Holliday, said: "In this instance, Mr La was not only travelling at excess speed - on a day when the water was very busy and extra care would have been preferable in any case - but he had the audacity to ignore his initial warning from the police and to then actually increase his speed.
"I believe the penalty given to him is therefore appropriate.
"Any mariner who does not comply with the law is posing an unacceptable risk to all users of the port."
Sgt Andy Simpson, of Hampshire Police Marine Support Unit, said: "Speeding on the water is as unacceptable as it is on land.
"In this particular case, it was potentially extremely dangerous."
In addition to the fine and costs La was ordered to pay a £15 contribution to the Victims' Support Fund when he appeared at Southampton Magistrates' Court on 17 September.