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OK, it's my turn to make everyone strain their brains for a week for something witty, or silly, to say.



The funniest comment will that poster lumbered with the next competition Have fun!

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I know you were told in training to get concrete evidence but...

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Malcolm W.
The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not represent the views of Safespeed.

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

What they didn't teach you about the problems caused by tram lining in training?

Police department test new door ding limitation measures for their parking areas

Christ, they said that these tyres were "grippy"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

American (or are they Canadian?) police test their latest speed trap.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Lady - did you not see that soft ground warning sign

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

"Affirmative 10-50, confirm successful deceleration of throttle acceleration runaway vehicle, now apprehended ! 10-42"



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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Failure of the latest environmentally sound alfalfa based road surface blamed on climate change.

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

"What is your current status deputy Johnson?"
"Status Quo Sheriff"
"What???"
"Down, down, deeper on down"

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

"Did you get any evidence of problems "-"yes Captain -CONCRETE EVIDENCE -it's under the car "

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Now when the chief said take the "softly, softly " approach, I don't think thats exactly what he meant.

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"skid marks, what skid marks?"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"you know, I hate getting bogged down with paper work"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"I don't think that this is the hard shoulder"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

That'll be the 'soft verge'or at least the 'soft' soon to be hard one !

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

so much for your...."we're the police, those signs don't apply to us, we can go anywhere"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

They're just ACPO guidelines... they're not set in stone... yet!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"these motorway patrols can be a real drag"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

All good stuff

"When I said 'I want you to cement your relationship with the comminuty', I didn't mean..."

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Views expressed are personal opinions and are not necessarily shared by the Safe Speed campaign